Yeah, It's Kenzie
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Let's talk about mice. Disgusting, deceivingly cute, disease-stricken vermin. Now, don't you hate it when they chew through your ridiculously-priced twenty dollar work gloves? Sigh. What can you do, other than get a cat? If you aren't fond of cats, like myself and Katniss Everdeen, they're just another thing that you have to put up with. So, a piece of advice if mice are chewing through your work gloves: keep them indoors where no mice are. It's common sense, really, so I don't know why I still keep mine in the garage...
Monday, April 2, 2012
Good morrow, all! (That was Old English.) Anyways, today I have a really corny joke that I think is quite humorous. Why can't zoo animals take tests? Too many cheetah's! Haha corny jokes are the best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flov7Q6pQNk This link is the key to a day started off with a hilarious commercial....enjoy! :)
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Hello, my readers! It is currently a scalding hot Sunday afternoon; the Sun is in optimum position and it is already the surface of Mercury at an unforgiving 83 degrees. I've always wondered why it is on these days that people choose to mow their lawns, and then don't put sunscreen on. Ah, well...get in the spirit of an early summer! There's nothing better than sweating your face off and frying your skin for the sake of a nicely manicured lawn.
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Yes, hello. As the title says, this is Kenzie. I decided to delete my old blog and continue with this one. I am still a 15 year old girl who enjoys sarcasm, humor, movies, books, TV shows, and Star Trek. I smell of charisma...and power. ;) If you choose to regularly read my blog, you will find your daily dose of humor, news, or a Youtube video I think is a must see. Stay tuned!
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